Game of Thrones Episode Five Review: “Kill the Boy”

Game of Thrones

Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired May 10, 2015

This episode was probably one of the easiest to follow this season as there seemed to be three primary storyline/plot points that they followed. First, Dany, dealing with the repercussions of the slaughter we saw last week. Second, Sansa and the Boltons. Third, and actually connected to the other two, we spent a lot of time at The Wall last night.

Kill the BoyI actually really enjoyed this episode. Like, I typically do, it’s very rare that I don’t like an episode for one reason or another. But I really did like this one. There was only one Stark and one Lannister in the entire episode and yet it was still so good.

Let the man be born

Now, at the end of last week’s episode, we saw Ser Barristan fall and Grey Worm land next to him, alive or dead, we did not know. This week we see that Dany mourning Ser Barristan’s death, but we also see that Grey Worm has survived (and he finally admits how much he cares for Dany’s right-hand-woman!). Daenerys’s rage over Ser Barristan’s death prompts her to take drastic measures and she brings the head of each family down to where she keeps two of her dragons. This ended with the dragons flaying and eating two of the men and Dany ordering the others to be locked up.

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While I don’t typically enjoy seeing men burnt alive and then eating, I was so happy the dragons are back! We actually saw all three of them in this episode when the third dragon flies over Jorah and Tyrion as they’re in their boat going through Valyria.

Now, long story short, the men are allowed to live. Dany decides to reopen the fighting pits as was requested of her and says that to forge a bond with the people of her city, she will marry one of the family heads, namely the man who had been asking about the pits.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. Out of everything I thought was coming, this was definitely not it. I’m also not sure if this will forge a bond or be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. What do you think? How do you think Jorah is going to react? I reckon he won’t be too happy, but now that he’s been infected by Grey Scale (how terrifying was that scene?!) I don’t know that there’s too much he can complain about. Though, they did manage to stop it spreading too far in Shireen so maybe there’s hope for him yet.

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Onto the next major point last night: The Boltons. Holy moly this is an intense family. We see that Brienne and Podrick are in Winterfell (or nearby) hoping to rescue Sansa in some way. We also saw that Ramsay’s girlfriend wasn’t too pleased with Sansa being there now and retaliates by bringing Sansa and Theon back together.

Sansa Winterfell

Something big is definitely going to happen here, you just know it. One of the reasons Sansa is marrying Ramsay is because the Boltons currently rule the north. By marrying him, Sansa will become Lady of Winterfell. But if Sansa finds out that Theon didn’t actually kill Bran and Rickon then she technically doesn’t need to marry him, she just needs to find her brothers because then there is still a natural heir to Winterfell. I reckon this will happen some time in the next few episodes, Sansa will find Brienne and Podrick, and the three will set out to find Bran and Rickon, thus setting up for the boys return next season.

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We also found out that Ramsay’s mother (step-mother?) is pregnant and they believe it to be a boy. Ramsay is obviously feeling threatened by this as he only just recently was declared to be Roose Bolton’s real son and not just a bastard. I’m wondering if maybe he’ll take his anger out on Sansa and maybe Theon will come to the rescue? Who know, it’s all speculation at this point.

Probably the biggest storyline of this episode was everything happening at The Wall. Jon wants to make peace with the Wildlings, stating that if they don’t make peace now then the Wildlings will just end up added to the White Walkers army. And he’s not wrong. However, after years and years of fighting each other, the other Crows are extremely opposed to this whole thing. Despite this though, Jon plans to follow through with his plan. Once again he has done something that, despite it being for the good of everyone, is only dividing him from his brothers.

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I think this is probably building up to something big too. Like, Jon will go away to recruit the rest of the Wildlings and come back to find there’s been a mutiny and he’s been overthrown or something like that. He’ll leave and join Stannis’s army with the Wildlings and maybe Sam and a couple others and maybe at some point find out his brothers and sisters are alive. Hey, I can hope for happy endings, can’t I?

Speaking of Stannis, he finally decided he’d had enough of The Wall and ordered his army to march on Winterfell and the Boltons. I noticed when they showed his whole army leaving that there were significantly more people than there possibly could have been/were seen at The Wall so I don’t know where Stannis was hiding all those men, but he’s finally off and heading for war.

Stannis ArmyThere were three things that kind of stood out to me. The first thing which I really loved about this whole episode is how connected things seemed to be. Maester Aemon is a relative of Dany’s so he’s worrying about her while he’s on The Wall. Meanwhile, Stannis and his army are heading to Winterfell to overthrow the Boltons. I just really loved the connections that they showed throughout the whole thing. And! And! Jorah and Tyrion being attacked by the people with Grey Scale, the same disease Stannis’s daughter had. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

The next thing I noticed, or I guess laughed at more than noticed, was when the Crows were protesting to Jon’s plan. One of the men said how the Wildlings killed Grenn and Pip. Now, I’m only on the first book, but often times spoilers are hard to avoid on the internet. And I know those two are still alive in the book. So when they were using their deaths as a reason not to do as Jon was saying I couldn’t help but laugh because really? Did the writers really need to kill them off? That’s the one thing that bugs me about this show, the tendency to kill off those still alive in the books. Because there isn’t enough death in the Game of Thrones universe already.

Finally, the thing that really had me laughing, Stannis correcting people’s grammar. I don’t know why this is so funny, maybe it’s because it’s not the first time he’s done it and people all over the internet noticed. During the same scene with Jon and the Crows, someone uses the word ‘less’ and just from the back of the room where Stannis and Davos are standing, Stannis mumbles “Fewer”. I thought this was great. They’re talking about death and war and Stannis has to correct the way people speak.

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This episode was great and it definitely reaffirmed for me that they’re building to something big. Maybe this winter that they keep saying is coming.

What did you think last night? What do you think will happen next?

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50 Shades of Nope

Happy Valentine’s Day Everybody!

50ShadesofGreyCoverArtI hope you’re having a fun and safe holiday. A very infamous film came out yesterday and I thought today would be a good day to talk about it.

If you haven’t guessed from the title, I’m talking about 50 Shades of Grey. Now, at first, I wasn’t sure I wanted to talk about this film. I really don’t want to give it any more attention than it already has. But I also feel it’s important to talk about things that are going in the world, whether they’re good or bad.

In this case, 50 Shades falls under the category of ‘bad’. Written by E.L. James and originally posted online as Twilight fanfiction, 50 Shades of Grey quickly became the fastest selling paperback ever. It beat the record once help by Harry Potter so I don’t think it was really much of a surprise to anyone when they announced it would be turned into a film.

This should have great news. Despite it being Twilight fanfiction, this story had a chance to be great. A look in to the world of BDSM without making a joke about. Except, I don’t think E.L. James ever bothered to look up the description of BDSM.

These two came from Urban Dictionary:

” An overlapping abbreviation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM).”

” A physical, psychological and usually sexual power-role-play with consensual participants.”

Instead of showing a healthy BDSM relationship, 50 Shades depicts a poorly written story about manipulation and abuse.

‘”We’re going,” he says to me.
“Now?”
“Yes. Now.”
Oh shit, he is not to be argued with.’

‘Holy fuck what has he done to me… I look like I’ve been in some sort of accident… I’m too mad. How dare he mark me like this.’

‘”No, please. I can’t do this. Not now. I need some time. Please.”
“Oh Ana, don’t over think this.”‘

Those are actual quotes from the book. Credit for finding them goes to The Sixth Siren of Pandora. Do any of these quotes sound like a healthy relationship? No. They don’t. However, they do sound like someone in a manipulative and abuse relationship who has been hurt and is too scared to fight back.

It’s perfectly find and healthy to explore BDSM. However, make sure you know what it really is before trying it.

  • BDSM is not one person guilting the other into submission.
  • BDSM is not ignoring safe words.
  • BDSM is not deliberately scaring and hurting the other person.
  • BDSM is not done without both partner’s consent.

If you read or see 50 Shades of Grey, please remember it is not an accurate depiction of a healthy BDSM relationship. Like I said before, it’s perfectly find to try new things and spice things up a bit, but make sure it’s done in a safe and healthy way that makes all people involved happy.

You can read more about BDSM here

If you feel you’re in a manipulative and abuse relationship, please call a friend or a family member or someone to help. You don’t have to stay there.